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Two Tail Dog Tale

Would you own a dog with a tail at each end?
He would be the oddest dog in town.
Although he's not too smart at knowing
About exactly where he's going,
He is very good at sitting down.

He doesn't need to wear a collar
And it's very hard to lead him,
And he can not hear you call
Cause he has no ears at all,
But it doesn't cost a cent to feed him.

He can not bite, nor bark or growl
If you scratch his tails, he finds it pleasing.
Although you have to take him out
For twice as many walks about,
You can surely guess the reason

Must be to relieve him.

Dawnrest
Two Tail Dog Tale

Would you own a dog with a tail at each end?
He would be the oddest dog in town.
Although he's not too smart at knowing
About exactly where he's going,
He is very good at sitting down.

He doesn't need to wear a collar
And it's very hard to lead him,
And he can not hear you call
Cause he has no ears at all,
But it doesn't cost a cent to feed him.

He can not bite, nor bark or growl
If you scratch his tails, he finds it pleasing.
Although you have to take him out
For twice as many walks about,
You can surely guess the reason

Must be to relieve him.

Dawnrest
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TWO TAIL DOG TALE
TWO TAIL DOG TALE
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